Turtle vs Rabbit (A second encounter)

(One mellow day in the forrest, the two acquaintances run into one another again.)

Rabbit: Well...isn't this a fine day there turtle?

Turtle:  Oh not you again...Look I told you there is no way we are going to do this another time.

Rabbit: Oh come on turtle, don't get your shell in a ruffle! Besides, I'm not even in the mood to race.

Turtle:  By the looks of it, you haven't raced in a while have you? Judging by all those extra pounds and all. You look one carrot shy of a...never-mind...

Rabbit: Say speaking of, you wouldn't happen to have an extra carrot on you would ya?

Turtle:  Nahh, I don't touch the stuff. Never a need for it.

Rabbit: Come on turtle don't hold out on me! I NEED a carrot!!

Turtle: Woah easy, calm down. I told you I do not have any nor have I ever. You remember our last encounter don't you?

Rabbit: Hey don't go there! You cheated anyways!

Turtle:  Yeah, Uh huh me cheated, a turtle, cheated...

Rabbit: Well then it was rigged or something!

Turtle:  I remember it clear as day.... You came up to me and starting picking on me and calling me names and bragging about how great you were. Then you had the nerve to challenge ME to a race! Next thing I remember, we were well into it and you were so hopped on legumes that you passed out right on the trail. And you told everyone that you were so far ahead that you took a "nap".. Haha yeah right! With the right authorities present you would have been arrested with an H.W.I. For hopping while ingesting...

Rabbit: You shut your turtle trap! I've had enough of you!

Turtle: Yeah well heres an idea. Why don't you race your furry tail the hell out of here! Good riddance!

(The End)